Sunday, March 11, 2007
EDIT/If you ever reached here,
I have moved.
Click. Here.I didn't want to spoil my last (666) post(:
Thank you. Very much.
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Friday:
Tuition was entertaining enough. Tried to get Dragonball up, but failed. Until ZLee came and SHOOK him awake, it was soo funny.
Ate too much. I AM REALLY GROWING HORIZONTALLY. Grah.
Lets see, bread for breakfast, porridge + ice logan syrup for recess, fried rice + eggggggg for lunch, KFC for tea, frutips for dinner, seafood horfun for supper, not to mention char siew soh and carrot cake I bought.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Saturday:
Woke up bright and early enough to get my lazy ass down to school for 1 1/2 hr, imma g00d gAlx.
Window shopped arnd in town (no money no honey, baby!), caught a movie, tried on a dozen of clothes and fell in love with a couple of tops and shorts :D Mommy didnt buy them for me plus they ran out of sizes which made Shimun from : to :(
Anyway, it was nice going town with Mother dearest. (She pays!)
Sunday:
GRUELLLLLING DAY TO THE M.X.M.
Got up BRIGHTER AND EARLIER to get down there by 745 (well I was late anyway so shut up) Ran over to get Yakult (got long queue) AND I WEEKLY (yah shut up i am damn outdated so yes u125?) Smiled at the magazine, people were throwing weird looks at me now and then.
Skipped sermon and went for lessons, REALISED THE PIANIST WAS
ME and i didnt practice at all but it didnt matter in the end I still had to be, played shi zi lu kou. IT! WAS! EXHAUSTING!
Ran all over because it was supposedly 'nearby'. My ass ah!!! Train for 2.4 also not like that!! Darn. Thankfully I had my walking partners hehehe :D Jingen was being an asshole, kept poking/pretending to hit/ambush/outrun me. CHOU JI DAN WANG BA DAN MEI YOU DAN. Grrrr. And kept harping on how much taller he was than me, you chopsticks.
Met Gloria and headed for lunch at KFC. Guess who was making a huge racket in KFC and gave Gloria and I such an unpleasant surprise at KFC?
Tagged along to watch them play DotA. Okay I swear I do not get DotA because its such a retarded game with DAMN UGLY CHARACTERS. YUCK. But it got fun poking Gabriel and Jiahan and giving commentary right beside them how fat/meaty/'muscular' they are hehehe. It was so funny and Jiahan was the only nice one to let me play!!! The others ah, STINGY LEH. Win cannot let me play huh! Kns. (Anyway when I started playing, then did the other team start to win. Darn.) Played Mario Kart with Gloria on the DS(?) it was soo cute! BETTER THAN DOTA. Wth.
Then they decided to change games and play CS (dont ask, they're so retarded.) Kinda fell asleep because every round's the same. Replica of the previous and stupid Jiahan was ambushing people IN THE TOILET HAHAHA. Okay it was damn gay because when people he haven't shot nor started shooting him saw where he was, everyone started laughing really badly.
Somewhere in between, I thought I had some hearing problems cos I thought I heard JayChou.
When we were leaving, I realised there
WAS someone playing JayChou on the speaker, right opposite us.
WHO THE HELL PLAYS JAY CHOU WHILE PLAYING DOTA?
(& everyone in the LAN shop was playing DotA omg.)
Sat at Macs, eating DCB, stealing Gideon's fries, shooting Titus, insulting Gabriel and laughing with Gloria. Met parents for dinner at BOON TONG KEEEEEE MY LOVE. SIGH SIGH!
Stopped by the library and borrowed couple of books.
Perfecto. Absolutely splendid way to spend my holidays and
not doing shitload of homework, not to mention going to school at an ungodly hour of 0720 hours just for 2hs plus. Its just not worth it dammit.
Alrighty righty pallyx. Out and over. Out and over. I'm moving. Goodbye affections-, goodbye Blogger. I dont think I'll miss you you lousy sai pong.
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PS: I LOST MY PROGRESS REPORT THING THING!!!!!!!!!!
PPS: Actually I think it might be in school.
PPPS: IS THE CLASS EVEN OPEN TMR?!
PPPPS: Say your goodbyes. This is the end of me.
DIE AH.
&Goodbye you;
11:06 PM
Friday, March 09, 2007
Sunday:
Practiced songs, had lunch with the
guys monkeys. R K Eating House is definitely not by Gabriel. Because he can't speak a word of chinese (no I'm serious here.)
Watched Hana Kimi ALL THE WAYYYYY :D
Monday:
Ravi: Its an oxymoron. So its painfully pleasant. Okay? Because nothing painful is pleasant.
Aemelia: Yes there is! -raises eyebrows-
Ravi: No there isnt! What is!
Aemelia: Errrrr, massage!!
Ravi: But it doesn't get painful after a while!
The whole class starts laughing really loudly.
Ravi: I dont know what you girls are thinking about oh my god.
Tuesday:
PE suckeddd. Grace was upset with the fact that Jiro isn't a virgin. Lixin was upset about Wu Zun not being a virgin. EXCUSE ME, THEY ARE 26 27 ALRD IF THEY ARE STILL VIRGINS, THEY ARE CALLED
LAO CHU NAN. But I hate Wu Zun's girlfriend YOU GO DIE >:( Wu Zun so hottttttttttt!!
Can hitting :D some annoying - told us to stop doing it. Its totally none of your business, canteen's never quiet anyway. Since you want us to be quiet, why not just go to the library to eat then? I'm sure its quiet enough for you.
Smoothie Passion's pearls are, gross. Yuck.
Wednesday:
Vandalised Dixin's book in Geog, not like its not vandalised enough.
4 lab periods = e.x.h.a.u.s.t.i.n.g
Wrote 吴尊 all over the board and Lixin commented that it looks like a word like, 蹲!!!!! Ate Subwayyy with the pig. She ate A FOOT LONG SANDWICH okay!? And devoured it almost immediately after I finished my six inches!!! Gah!
Kino, Baby Blues!!! Hehe. Saw tons and tons and tons of eyecandiessss hehehe I've decided to be cheapskate auntie!
B3-FOR-AMATH!
Tuition was terrible, horrible, vegetable. Absorbed nothing at all in addition Lixin was making me laugh with all her nonsensical rubbish HELLO YOU ALLIANCE AH! We must eliminate our enemy and work together!! No internal strife ah.
Lydia the Great Storyteller was sharing her 'funny' (more like disgusting) stories with everyone, cannot do work at all!!!
Thursday:
FINALLY FOUND MY STINKY AMATH NOTEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinda learnt the first 5 secs of Qing Tian (whatever!!) and had wonderful lunch with my wonderful peepz.
Trng was fun, at least he's not snowman anymore!
AMANDA THANK YOU FOR DANNY. Well, sort of. Arent you honoured I wrote in your stupid silly book!??!!? Hehe.
Dad and Mom picked, had dinner at Botak Jones, Its Damn Good!
Slept, bathed, watched TV, slept. Heh. I'm starting to get fatter and fatter!!!!!!! Die die!!!
Friday:
Survived. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DIET PLAN? You two this kind of friends also have one. KNS.
Ate SO MUCH TODAY I FEEL REALLY REALLY FAT. BLEAGH.
Nevermind nevermind, I exerted too much during Mass Run so must replenish my nutrients! Yeah, that's why.
LAST DAY LAST DAY.
Tmrz gotz Amathz atz SEWENZ OZ CLOCKZ ZOMGZ.
I'm quite pleased with my results :D Considering I spent CNY in Bali not studying at all. It was virtually impossible anyway. The strikedout problem fixed! IT WAS A HTML PROBLEM NOT MY FAULT. I WASNT
THAT EMO.
&Goodbye you;
6:25 PM
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Guess what? My post didnt publish.
Forget it, I'm too lazy. Recently I have no urge to blog anymore, seems like things are getting worse. HOROSCOPE'S ACCURATE. I'm supposed to be in low spirits. I am.
Guess no one can help huh?
I'll get help tmr, forgive me if I keep smiling like an idiot to myself(:
And forgive me if I moodswing at you recently. Or ten thousand years ago. I'm really really sorry, especially to Dixin and Sherilyn. I know you guys recieved alot of shit from me when I'm really really pissed dui bu qi, wo ai ni men! Yuqi says she's used to it, you're the besttt :D
Do you think alcohol's gonna help? I HOPE IT DOES. 12%, here I come! Mom reckons I'm going to conk out. Whatever Mom, whatever. Wish I could get a hangover tmr and this is what LSF/MJ'll see on my letter,
'My daughter had a hangover, please excuse her from school.'
FABBBBBBBBBB, yes?
INDEEED.
LOOK OUT OF YOUR WINDOW. Do you think an eclipse's possible?
Doesnt it look probable?
I guess this is good bye.懂了- Tank
不该再浪费力气
做些迂回的事情
用眼神 直接对你轻声细语
你没有别的表情
总微笑转过头去
轻易解开我传送的谜
如果这样还算不上有默契,
至少能代表 我们都够聪明
不用再问为什么
不用再说些什么
了了 懂了
我们都一直爱着
不用再担心什么
不用再害怕什么
累了 睡了
牵着手一起入梦了
一直算不准天气
错过期待的场景
没在彩虹出现那刻说爱你
你一定善解人意
知道我想的事情
所以下雨不急忙回去
I'm in loveeeeeeeeee <3
&Goodbye you;
8:29 PM
Saturday:
WOKE UP DAMN EARLY. Even earlier than what I usually do on weekdays, freaky no? Cabbed to the airport, for the safety of all of us in case Dad's half awake and crashes into some random bangala or tree or something else. Anyway he's too lazy too, so cabbing was a better option.
Being extremely tired (mainly due to sleeping at an ungodly hour of 4 and waking up at 5+), I accidentally dropped my shoebag/luggage at the airport while pushing the trolley because I wasnt really awake at all = eyes closed. Guess who laughed really loudly at me with booming laughter?
Started to sit all over the place which was really stupid because 'oh my god, the chair is just HERE (hits the chair) and you're sitting on the FLOOR. How lazy can you get?' quote and unquote Gabriel. He has nothing better to do than to laugh at me. Okay, there was really nothing ELSE to do other than eat sleep play the WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-IT. There's this game with a character that apparently looks like me, so being curious, I went to snatch it out of his hands only to find out its a freaking SLIME. Excuse me but I do not look like a slime. DO NOT.
Tried sleeping abit, checked in and RAN TO SAKAE from the counter :D And the richest treated hurhur. I got extra sushi because, yeah he was being nice. Maybe not. Who knows?
Gabriel pulled us all (namely Gideon, Gloria and I) to the other side of the terminal for Times only to find out that the there was one not 50m from our boarding gate. Asshole. Redeemed himself by buying Reese's. LOVEEEEE.
Boarded, slept almost throughout the journey. Stopped in Jakarta for, HALF AN HOUR, just enough to pee and run there.
Reached Bali, found our bus. Tour guide's damnnn cute.
Had a rather bumpy ride to some weird temple place I dont know what until we got so tired/hot/irritated/sweaty we started to play with the camera on my phone. (No photos, I havent dl the program heh. But they look freaking gay. Which is what they do normally.) Gloria and I koped icecream from Gabriel (told you he's freaking rich) when suddenly it started to rain. Strolled back to the restaurant for dinner WHICH WAS FANNNNTASTIC. Oms the CRAB. The CLAMS. SIGHHHHH. (The dinner was 2million+++. Go figure.)
Watched some funny dance (which was absolutely boringggg). Made Gloria and Gabriel piggyback me around. Gloria failed. I felt like I was still on the ground. And Gabriel volunteered!! Okay, kinda. But I didnt force him!! I promise!! Left halfway and star-gazed!! For 2 mins. Thanks. No one wanted to finish my fruits for me so I just left it there to, attract flies. Grrrr.
Bumpy ride back to the hotel (it was 8+++ only) AND EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING ON THE BUS. Until it got far too bumpy to sleep. No joke, really bumpy like hell.
Checked in, moved the beds down (we tried conning Gabriel and Gideon to sleep outside. They didnt fall for it.) bathed and crashed.
Sunday:
Chinese New Year = Public Holiday = HALF DAY.
Woke up late, RUSHEDDDD OUT. To parasail/see turtles/see corals/feed fish woohooo. Loads of fun, especially parasailing! Sweeeet. I nearly kicked a guy down. Bleagh.
Back to hotel and SLEPT. Stupid Gloria and Gideon were having tissue fight I hopped over to Smelly Butt's (HAHA) to have some peace and quiet. Dinner was good, other than couple of insect bites which was terribly itchy. Out shopping, didnt get much but saw pretty sandals! But I reckon I wont wear them really often so, NAHH.
STUPID RED ANTS CRAWLED ALL OVER MY FLOPS/FOOT AND BIT ME. BLOODY HELL. Must be jealous I got a bottle. Hur.
Cabbed back to the hotel, bathed and studied Bio. Hardworking manz. Gabriel was being a good brother and moved outside to accompany the loser who fell asleep on the sofa. HAHA.
Monday:
Woke up early (again) and spent half the day travelling. Most of the time I was in the bus sleeping/reading. Grrr. Some idiots borrowed my MP3 therefore I couldnt study. Pigs.
Actually the main reason I couldnt study was probably due to the fact that Gabriel Wong Ah Gay was singing Pump It in some weird accent, not to mention, imitate Borat at anyone's request. Blooody hell. And the stupid Borat-accented indian song. DUDE.
Dinner was, laughing most of the time. Really cheap thrills that made the guys GIGGLE. Which made me laugh alot. SO GAY. Dinner was good anyhow. Company's just, freaking gay.
Shopped again, had to go exchange Gabriel's flops. MET ALEXISHENG AT HARD ROCK. OF ALL PLACES. BALI. OMS.
Hotel, bathed (someone fogged the toilet AGAIN), studied, play cards, CRASHED.
Tuesday:
Bright and early to go SWIMMING. Quite fun la, but Gabriel was laughing at me for not being able to touch the floor. When he could laugh at Gloria/Gideon, he purposely laughed at me. Idiot. I think I looked like I was drowning anyway. Curses.
Studied abit before leaving. Checked in at the airport. Ate PEANUT BUTTER CUPS OMG I LOVE YOUUUUU YOU YUMMY CUPS.
Me: Wahlao, you dont ke qi at all one.
Gabriel: Huh?
Me: Like when people say, 'bu yong ke qi! make yourself at home!' you'll be those who reply "oh bu hui la" that kind!
Gabriel: Yah, i bu ke qi one.
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Gabriel: SHE'S GETTING LIKE FAMILY LA.
Gloria: ??
Me: What family?
Gabriel: LIke, supposedly family gathering she's(equals me) always there!
Me: HMM, true.
Gloria: Yeah, and when Alan asked where who we're going with, I'm like 'Oh, -whatever she said- and he said 'Why she sounds very extra?'
Me: WHAT. STUPID ALAN. I AM NOT EXTRA.
Gloria: He didnt know your family was going too, HAHAHA.
Gabriel: YAH SEE. Told you she's getting like family.
When we arrived at Singapore at the DFS shop,
Me: Eh you come for what. Buy liquer meh?
Gideon: Yeah he can what! He's nineteen!
Mom: HUH, really meh!!
Us: YES!?
Saleslady (she knows my mom): Wah, all yours ah??
Mom: NO LA!! Friends!
Gabriel: Yah yah.
Saleslady: Wah, so close? Look like family! Rarely nowadays friends so close anymore!
Mom: Wah, imagine all mine. WOAH.
Gabriel: See I told you like family alrd!
Me: Pi la, who wants to be family with you?
Gabriel: OEI YOU STEAL MY LINES.
HAHAHA.
Wednesday:
No mood for school. Rather nice though, remedials were cancelleddddd :D
Thurday:
DAD IS FREAKING INSANE. HE WOKE ME UP AT 430 INSISTING IT WAS 630, YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL AT 440 AM WTF. He didnt believe me when I told him it was FOURTHIRTY SOMEMORE. WHEN HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CLOCK. OMS.
Stayed for Chem remedial. Stupid Sec 1s are going to make us move BACK UP. Because after almost 2 months, they didnt realise one of their classmates actually have a letter to prove she cannot climb stairs (which is so stupid) AFTER WE MOVED THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS DOWN. If you can't climb stairs, then how in the world do you 1) get to the canteen? 2) go down to the parade square? 3) go to the science labs? 4) go to the library? 5) go to the music room? IDIOT.
Moving on, dinner was yummy, as usual, the brats were being noisy. They're not so much of brats anymore so, NOISY KIDS.
Watched Hana Kimi oms JJ looks damnnnnn geeky. And gross. I LIKE SHEN LE. And Nan Xue Zhang. Heh. Obviously and Wuzun, Ella and Dadong. Heh. OMG YANG YANG'S DAMNNNN FUNNY I CANNOT STAND HIM. STUPID GAY!!!!!!
Friday:
Commontestttt. You realised how much time you earn from turning assembly into studying session? Plus silent reading time. I did! Omg what a waste of resources, I finished half a chapter on Industrialisation by the time we reached canteen for self study! Grrr.
Self study was fun, with my stupid twin browsing thru cos she alrd finished studying. What a geek. Bleagh. Had prata without queueing plus without cutting queues(: Proud of myself :D
Dont really want to talk about the test, 'cept I took Aemelia's advice and slept before the paper (without cramming) while hoping the content will diffuse into my brain from the Bio text.
Not to mention I almost lost my hand, rushing the Geog cos I thought I had PLENTY of time. Wts.
Had stupid Emath after. Guess who threatened to throw me out of class? Not that I care. At least I passed Emath mock.
Headed for tuition after moving up my locker stuff again omg I really really hate the Sec 1s they have some BLOODY PROBLEM OR SOMETHING. They wanted to move down, I'm not really happy alrd. And when we move up, EVERYONE IS GONE AND NOTHING IS MOVED?! WTS YOU TELL ME. AT LEAST STAY AND MOVE YOUR STUPID STUFF, BE GLAD I DIDNT THROW YOUR STUFF OUT, WHICH WAS WHAT I PLANNED TO BUT PEOPLE ADVISED ME NOT TO, BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXAMPLE TO JUNIORS BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST DO YOUR OWN PART AND GET THEM DOWN!? That's not alot to expect of you, is it? Crap. And I had stayed throughout Emath JUST to make sure I can move my stuff up and I had to dump everything on my chair because my table's not emptied. FANTASTIC.
Cabbed to KAP, Shonny sat in front = usual rules. Heh.
Headed to Cold Storage for, food. Some ultra comical stuff happened at the door HAHAHA. 'Imagine if someone inside was taping it!!! Like drama like that You and Lydia never open the door one, made us all stand outside!!' Quote and unquote DeadBells. You are so funny you baldy!
Resorted to climbing under the table to get out, in order to not struggle out across my bag, AC guy's bag, him, and his MG 'friends'. Easy peasy.
Yunheng's mom fetched us all to Mrs Soh's. I got in and out in and out of the car twice. And got stuck both times. GRR.
Zoey stole my Macs ): Was dying, couldnt wait to leave. Met ShiQian at the bus stop who was potentially (definitely) late for 1) dinner 2) Jiang.
Couldnt decide what to buy at Cold Storage when my phone rang and disconnected, which left me quite weird out until I turned and saw the Monster.
Took a bus home, I AM NEVER GOING HOME MYSELF FROM MRS SOH'S/KAP EVER AGAIN.
SLEPT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER I REACHED HOME, without bathing. Hurhur.
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Me: -flops on my bed- OH MY GOD I AM NEVER GOING HOME MYSELF FROM MRS SOH'S EVER AGAIN!!!!
Mom: Ha Ha Ha. Too bad.
Me: ITS YOUR FAULT!!
Mom: Where got, we were waiting for you to call.
Me: WHAT!?!?!?
Mom: Ya! You never call one what! So your fault lor.
Me: OMG I DIDNT KNOW.
Mom: Tooooooooo badddd(:
Saturday:
Auntie's house. Waited for my cousin, cousin-in-law, NEPHEW to come home. (Fine, we were all waiting for my nephew, who cares about my cousin? HAHA okay okay.)
SUPERRRRRRRR CUTEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUU!! But no photos cos, phone no battery >:( he's so cuteeeee. Sweet mouth.
Tuition after, Dad picked for barbeque. Met Weiji I TELL YOU YOUR TEN BUCKS IS MINE FOR SURE YOU ASSHOLE!!! Wait and SEE.
Barbeque GOOD.
ANN IS MOVING TO HONG KONG FOR 4 YEARS OMG AND SHE'S TRANSFERRING SCHOOL SOON TO SOME INTL SCHOOL (I think its Hwachong cos AC's too far from Adams Road) PROBABLY NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING WHEN SHE JUST GOT INTO MG OMG I AM STILL QUITE SHOCKED BECAUSE THAT MEANS I CANT SEE HER OFTEN. And the reason is because Uncle's going for promotion. >:( Aunty Cheryl says I can go for visits hehe! Mom says GOOD. So we're probably going at the end of the year. And Japan. And America. And South Africa. And Eastern Europe. HAHAHA. I made Mom promise but definitely not all of them are coming true. Darn.
Sunday:
Fun la. Joshua went home to change into some disgustingly large black shirt that looks really huge on him. Either that or he's just anorexic. CHOPSTICKS. Kept poking me and flipping my bag you pig. I still cant believe he's Head Scout. Goodness. (At least not Marcus GAWD.)
Listened to some R K Eating house thing which is OMG FREAKING FUNNY.
Went home, routine is BACK, studied History, watched alot of TV.
Monday:
Er, I forgot? COMMON TEST! Darn. Then tuition. I dont think I did anything else??
Tuesday:
Still CTs. Suckedd. Bleagh. Had some cyber thing thing talk which was terribly funny. BOON AND CHERYL HAHAHHA. O Levels whatever talk that lasted for 45mins. WASTE TIME ONLY.
Townz. Nikki came too! We persuaded her. WE ARENT BAD INFLUENCES. She was going home to watch Hana Kimi ANYWAY :D
Epic Movie was SO STUPIDLY FUNNY. I think Dixin and I were the only people laughing 70% throughout the movie >:( It was quite funny.
Walked in the wrong direction 2715409 times. Had funny Japanese man come up to us to ask for directions! Hoped he reached :/
NEOPRINTS HAHAHAHA. I shant bother elaborating. It was just, stupid. Heh. Got fashion victims! Coool.
Walked back Taka for dinner(: Took funny photos and walked past Pepper Lunch THRICE I bet the girl thought we were mad!
Huaxin kept pestering me to do Borat. -inserts roll eyes smiley- You should hear Gabriel.
Wednesday:
Slack day!
Ikeaaaa lunches are the best. Got rather drenched and they blamed ME for it. ): Because I didnt open my umbrella. BUT IT WAS QUITE FUN GETTING WET WHAT. Pfffft.
Some funny people in the toilet (go Sherilyn's blog for details, I'm really quite lazy.)
Tuition. I was the only one because everyone else pangseh-ed me for KAP. Kns. Thank goodness I didnt go anyway. I wouldnt have gotten any work done.
Thursday:
CRAZY DAY. HUAXIN, PANDA EYES, JOYCE TAN, SHERILYN WERE SINGING CHAO XI HUAN NI IN THE CANTEEN EVERYONE WITHIN A 5M RADIUS WERE STARING OMG.
I like Dong Le(: Heh.
Ran up to class for my umbrella when we met Sherilyn and her fellow, guiders (HAHA). Forced them to stay outside class hehehe. Went down to S3 and tucked in so much. She wants four buttons? I GIVE YOU FOUR BUTTONS. WTH.
Jess was cleaning the classroom you PICKLE CHEESEBURGER. Either way, PrettyGirl wont eat us hehehehe. Because PrettyGirls dont eat Macs. HAHA.
Had Enterprise. Had to pee really desperately ): Mass brainstorming!
Went to Yuqi's house. I GOT ANGBAOZ =}D >:D BD But no Hana Kimi >:( D+ >=(
Major bitching sessions, I love you.
Friday:
Just before Mass Run, I heard Amelia talking to Weiling (I think?) about Hana Kimi. Amelia claims she's his wife/maid/daughter(?) and everything else possible. AMELIA, WU ZUN IS MINE. Weiling turned around on me instantly and looked at me with VERY VERY BIG EYES like 0.0 which kinda means, 'SINCE WHEN!?' but anyway, he is MINE(:
I ran!!!! Mass run. You're proud of me, yes?
Heh. Tablets are so distractinggg ): I'm not studying at alllllll help me! Die die die, I need to EAT and SLEEP and HAVE FUN. Darn. Who wants to go St James on Tuesday! HAHA Best, my mom'll kill me! Actually, maybe not. HEY DUDE I CAN GO THEN! Definitely not alone though, who wants!
Skipped tuition and went to PANGPO'S hous with Cynthia :D I love you bitchhhhhes! Had fun time eating and eating and eating. Love love! Her mom's soo funny WE'RE GOING TO YOUR HOUSE EVERY YEAR! Reunion renuion!! Played Mahjong and taught Cynthia (whom we thought she didnt know how to wth, in the end she actually did!) Left around 8 and talked alot, wo ai ni!
Waited at church for Dad and Mom to go home AND WATCHED HANA KIMI (YES I COULDNT HELP IT EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I WAS GETTING IT IN A FEW DAYS BUT AHHHHH.)
Saturday:
Ignatius came overrrrrr. You cutie pie! I know you like me la(:
Watched Hana Kimi for the rest of the day, till the brats came over.
I LOVE WUZUN HE IS MY HUSBAND. GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM HE IS MINE MINE MINE AND MINE ALONE.
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Ravi: Come on, we're all sisters!
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Malini: Good afternoon angels!
Class: Goood afterrrnooon Ms Maliiiini
Malini: Oh my god, you all sound dead. And I called you all angels! So you should call me Charlie. But since I'm a female, then I'm Charlini!
Rachel and I looked at each other and sighed.
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Ravi: What are the advantages of marriage?
Grace: Someone to kill the cockroach in the house.
Ravi: o.o -insert 5sec pause- I'll classify that under Security. Any others?
Dalvinder: Someone to carry the shopping bags.
Ravi: o.0 -5sec pause- I'll classify that as (whatever he classified it as). Any more?
Rasyidah: PLEASURE!
Ravi: 0.0 !?!?!?!?
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ravi: What kind of pleasure!?
Aemilia: Pleasure!
Rasyidah: Uh, pleasure la.
Ravi: Oh my god, your class ah. PLEASURE.
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Ravi: How many of you would put looks as the top criteria for your husband??
(looks around the class)
Ravi: AIYOH, have you seen the mirror recently!?
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Aemilia: (somethingsomething)
Ravi: Aemilia! You sound drunk you know!
Here's the pleasant part,
You and I,
We fell apart.
Okay, I'm considering moving site.
&Goodbye you;
4:04 PM
Saturday, February 17, 2007
HELLO YELLOW! I'M LIKE, COOL OR WHAT. 1) i'm up so fucking early when there isnt school. yay for me. 2) i'm at the airport okay anyway that is the best place on earth (Singapore rather). 3) i'm damn full now. i kinda, ran to Sakae the moment I saw it. Whoohoo, Gabriel treated us. RICH GAY. I mean, RICH GUY. OKAY BYE
&Goodbye you;
9:38 AM
THANK GOD. I NEED TO TYPE REALLY REALLY REALLY BADLY. I miss typing so much so my typing skills have DEPROVED i think i'll go back for typing tutor (HAHAHA) again! its cool, even though got Y2K/YK2 or whatever. Let's see, recap recap!
Monday:
Was it a holiday!? Oh, no. There just wasnt Emath remedial. Whoops.
Skipped tuition (I should DIE DIE DIE) and attempted the Valentine's gifts.
Died and crashed.
Tuesday:
CROSSSSSSSSS COUNTRY. Such a scam, all we walked ran was BEDOK RESERVOIR. That is so not the country. Dad, being paranoid and all, sent me there early in the morning 7 AM. Had brekkie because HE WAS HUNGRY. I ate 2 buns alrd :D
Met Yuqi and strolled arnd, helped LSoh cut shirts (dont ask why), Shonny and I concluded that Curie people help Keller people do stuff. Those lucky bastards.
Met Vera and all who started braiding my hair. TWICE!!! All Currypok did was to laugh at me. Piangz.
Some asshole even wanted A MOHAWK. Excuse me?! I do not suit a mohawk. Lukas (Rossi) does okay, not me.
The 100m walk was terribly x 1000 far, supposedly our warmup. Bellewong, Emi and Adilah were SINGING English songs while Cock and Pandaeyes were singing CHINESE NEW YEAR SONGS (WORSE) I pretended I didnt know all of them. Panda eyes had BREAD(!!!) as well zomg. I had my phone, which is allowed. Only people do not carry their stupid heavy phones with them because loose pants + heavy phones = pulling your pants every 5 secs. No joke.
Took photos, watched Cock and Panda finding anything and everything to play soccer. (Really anything, and everything) Most of the time they were just kicking sand into my shoes. Bellewong, Emi and Adilah, being freaking funny, they took photos at every marker they came across. So being crazy and all, we joined them at the, 3.3km mark or something.
Pretended to run alot. Heh. Adilah came up with the crazy idea of HOLDING HANDS TO RUN TO THE FINISHING LINE. However, the lane was too tiny. It became a chuchutrain, with me infront. I TELL YOU, IF IT GOES ON CRESCENT COURIER, I WILL MURDER SOMEONE. KNS. SO EMBARRASSING!!! Plus half the time Amelia was strangling me so stamp chop confirm I look HORRIBLE TERRIBLE VEGETABLE!!
Milooooooo. Yumyumyumseng.
Cheer comp, couldnt find Cock's bluetooth connection! Ended up sending in the silly bus that was rockity bumpity bomp. Squashed in the seat with them, we are either skinny or the chair's just larger. Somehow, we all agreed it was the former.
Dropped off at town (a stop after where I should!) because Cock, being a cock and all, refused to eat with me and insisted I couldnt go her house for lunch therefore I was angry like >:(
Sent Panda to Wisma and hoped she'll reach Centrepoint safely (HAHA)
Took a bus home and fell asleep 5 stops before mine. Went home, rushed abit of work and WENT FOR TUITION. zomg. Stayed till 8+++ Dad fetched.
TOTALLY DIED.
Wednesday:
VALENTINES With stupid common tests. (Technically 2 and a half but I dont care so) 3 papers down!!! 7 to go. Assuming I'm right. I normally am.
Got alot of prezzies, plus a really enriching talk with HUIYING, Cock, Panda, MARION, Shihui on the freaking MRT about estrogen that got Marion really really high and we all went on a chicken yummy spree therefore we had lunch at KFC. Surprise surprise. Because we wanted to eat more estrogen injected chicken to get more estrogen. Heh.
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Sherilyn: Eh how come got so many Converse bags!?
I think I have hearing problems because this was what I heard
Sherilyn: Eh how come got this kind of combo meal!?
So,
Me: Huh, maybe got Valentine's meal??? -turns and check- Dont have leh, only got Prosperity one leh.
Sherilyn/Amelia: HUH!?
Me: Really what. I think they biased one. No Valentine's. Only got Chinese New Year. But Chinese New Year got 15 days. Yah hor.
Sherilyn: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Me: Uhhh?? I thought you asked why got this combo meal??
Sherilyn: NO, I SAID HOW COME SO MANY CONVERSE BAGS!!!!!!!
Me: Oh shit.
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WAHPIANG. Turned ahbeng and blasted music while taking photosss Panda very cute!
Headed off for tuition which was insane. Dragonball kept sleeping. Throughout almost the whole tuition. I'm too lazy to type. Damnnnnn funny. Go ask Mwee or something.
Parents fetched, home and tv tv, MORE TV. Forgot all about the presents. Only rmbed at 10++
So I resorted to making them while watching CSI = damn stupid.
Thursday:
Lessons were JNDASFLKIALHI.JPUDEHFHN.
Cock sucks. Sherilyn, I need a new nickname for you!!!
Enterprise was damnnnn goood because it was only lo-hei. Hurhur. Thought of ridiculous chenyus to set Ms Tan up. Wilin and I couldnt stop eating the crunchy stuff and Lays. Heehee.
Formed the 'Lo-hei dont eat anything else other than the crunchy stuff which has to be clean without gross stuff' Association. Amanda joined too. HAHAHA.
Dad picked Mom and I to go Yeye's house. To bai nian. Fine, its kinda early but I'm not going to be arnd okay. Then, popped by Ah Yi's house. I havent been there for so long, their maid's going back to get married!!! She's so funny and nice I'll miss her ): ):
Friday:
Being a rebel kid and all (I sound like Cock), I skipped schoool today.
Woke up at 10+++ and watched TV (heh) which was stupid so I switched to Tom and Jerry (BEST SHOW 4EVA), ate nooodles, watched Legally Blond (I am into meaningful chick flicks. Which mean shows like, Material Girls sucked to me.)
(And I realized I dont really mind watching movies with a lousy plot. Eg: Click. But its really touching!!!)
(On a more random note, I cry almost every time I watch a movie.)
(I Not Stupid 2 was total flooding manz.) and decided whether I should go for tuition or not.
I went.
And it rained arnd 5 mins after I got there. Shiqian was SHOCKED.
Shiqian is such a funny asshole that she sucks. She was complaining and complaining about Mwee because Mwee = food provider. Plus, Mwee lost her phone = Shiqian cannot shout at her to run to tuition = a Very Hungry SohShiQian and of course, = a Very Very Noisy Shiqian = Shimun lost concentration = >:(
In addition, Mwee went shopping even though her phone got stolen. Champion. Her dad laughed at her when she told him she lost her phone. Quite funny. Her mom didnt scold her (as much as she thought) 'Must be gearing up to scold you at night!!!!!' Quote and unquote Shiqian.
Left before Shiqian (who was totally mortified and wanted to die. Well I hope you did!)
Right, its 12++ and I havent packed. My flight is in approximately 10 hours time, and I have to reach there 2 hours before NOT TO MENTION, I NEED AROUND 1 HOUR +++ TO PACK oms I dont need to sleep anymore. But I can't wait! Shit, do we have homework?!?!!?
&Goodbye you;
12:00 AM
Saturday, February 10, 2007
I think school is getting so boring the only interesting/funny/stupid/amusing lessons are History, English and Geog.
Firstly! History. Malini is SO FUNNY. So much so I cant describe it. Dukus and cherries ahahaha.
Then English, Ravi can join Miss Singapore because he doesnt want to join Manhunt (HAHAHA).
"If you want to use my model essays, I'm fine. But please, tell me first! First come first served hor."
THE WHOLE SUSAN AND JOSEPH THING HAHAHAHHA.
He is not middle aged. Even though he is more than twice our age.
Only one guy can shriek in the school. TTY.
Geog falls into the category because Dixin named all her stupid tortoises 'Shimuns' and Aemilia has a button on her back which is so hilarious so I press it everytime we go up to class. And eyelashes measuring session. And the clips on Aemilia!!
Moving on, there was band concert on Tuesday. I'm sorry to say it was really quite, dead. Especially the choir, since they sang the same things for Musical Evening.
Koped Chingto's pod which wasnt really quite effective so I had to fish mine out as well to block it out. (Which turned out rather effective judging from how loud Chingto was talking with the earphones on that caused ALOT of people to stare. Yujie was laughing and laughing for quite long. I was so embarrassed.) Our songs are of so different genres seriously.
Yujie lent me his jacket (which he confirms its clean but I had this teeny weeny doubt) xiexieni xiexieni! Apparently it was still freezing and Sherilyn threw me her PE shirt which I threw back. That is DEFINITELY not clean. Without a doubt.
Dixin and Amelia were so far infront (which meant they couldnt sleep/talk/laugh or whatever sighsigh) but I could still see them doing the dance for High School Musical.
Dixin contracted a keeps-calling-people-some-other's-name. Eg: Amelia became Lily, Jane, and blah. I became Amelia.
Worse, Amelia stared at me and started blabbering for 5 secs before realizing I'm not called Sherilyn.
Dinner was good good good but we didnt get mudpie at all. Because they all started writing cards. And decorating them :D
Ponned Mrs Soh (again) on Wednesday after HISTORY REMEDIAL (YES) with Choongyee and stayed at KAP to do Chem. We are bad influences because Zoey ponned as well. Coincidentally, so did Jess.
Denise left like 5 mins after we came. Zoey dropped her phone for the millionth time and it got smashed again.
Went back Mrs Soh's with Zoey AND HER MOM WAS ALRD THERE OMGGG. Anyway she didnt get into trouble. Crashed after shower.
Thursday, Enterprise. Did the whateverthingythingthing they call it.
Friday. Stayed for EMATH REMEDIAL. O levels results out. One word to describe.
SHOCKING.
I am pressurised.
Extremely.
Anyway, went to BTP (HAHA) with SKII HQ. Nearly fell off the stupid horse more than ten times I daresay.
She tricked me. Just like KAP. Idiot. Stupid Chingto said I was childish when I am not. I just dont have childhood CANNOT HUH. Got the S.H.E disc (which makes me want to dl everything now,shit la.) WHICH IS SIGHSIGHSIGH!!! Hebe's damn pretty ): I AM GOING TO GET THE DVD AT ALL COST. And Stanley's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday. FLAG DAY. I WAS quite LATE. So I cabbed down. Under the insistence of Miss keeps-drawing-tortises-in-Geog-beside-me-and-starts-giggling-to-herself.
Quite tiring but it was quite fun!! Though I was really starving. Angmohs are the best manz.
Ate at Yoshi and uhm, started playing with our cameras (its really quite funny hehehe) and got ALOT of stupid photos hehehe.
Dropped Pixie off at school and headed to Wheeeeelock to service Sherilyn's phone. Sat at Borders scanning through a book,popped by Zara and Far East, Mango, Taka, Wisma.
Took a bus home for dinner at Jurong Point. Mom is going to buy Hana Kimi for me (I HAD TO INSIST) and I have to buy Stanley's myself. In addition, save for my iPod nano. Who wants to contribute to the shimun-desperately-needs-a-new-RED-HOT-IPOD-NANO?(: (:
&Goodbye you;
11:10 PM
Sunday, February 04, 2007
in a nutshell, for the past week,
- I was sick and turned into Huang He but no, Nikki, the soil around is not fertile.
- Which lead to loads of tissue, sniffling, shivering, and torture under the inhumane weather that was insanely cold, windy, freezing and yeah you get the idea.
- Saw a HUGE python in the canal, along with the whole school which was OMG WTH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Everyone stopped to see/exclaim/scream/yell/hyperventilate and run away from it.
- Hockey sucks.
- Paid a visit to the doc's aaaaaaaaaaand, got an MC :D
- But the day wasn't wasted, I went for HARDCORE TUITION that is enough to kill people.
- Ponned Mrs Soh's cos I was drained already from, rushing home from tuition, get home, bathe, find that stupid piece of lousy paper for the most assholic person on earth I daresay, zoomed to KAP and started doing work for the next 4 hours.
- Btw, KAP is OUT OF THEIR MIND. The airconditioning makes it a freezer. Literally, Cold Storage.
- Had this really really weird guy coming up to Michelle at Cold Storage going, "You're from Crescent right? SEC 3 RIGHT." which was really funny cos Michelle started getting all depressed cos she looked like a Sec 3.
- Some indian guy told Lydia in chinese that Yida likes her which was really really really really amusing.
- Ent ended DAMN EARLY for the first time in history
- Dropped by KAP again after tuition to do work and found out something.
- Hwachong people have something with KAP. Especially OG outings. Seriously, WHAT'S SO NICE ABOUT AN OG OUTING TO MACDONALDS!?
- Lydia and Michelle might hold a birthday party at KAP to annoy the shit out of people. (Their birthdays are in August = Prelims)
- Went to JJC's Love Fiesta
- Had Spizza with Best and Mom
- Got a bag
- Had a really nice chat with church people(:
Okayzzzz I need to bathe.
Oh, Flag Day next week.
DARN.
&Goodbye you;
10:11 PM
Saturday, January 27, 2007
hello yellow bellow hoe! Okay nevermind that was stupid. Anyway, the past week was a blur, it passed so fast I'm still amazed how I survived waking up at 630 every single day.
Monday: I er, forgot. Eh what did I do on Monday??? OH OH, SEC 1 INTERVIEW. Omg it was so funny please, especially those scholars! But there were pretty ones omg really damn cute can! ): I wasnt like that in Sec 1 RAH. I was, A GOOD GIRL manz :D Amanda was hitting me claiming because I broke my hiatus by blogging on a weekday. PI LA, I WAS DAMN GOOD I DIDNT OKAY. HUR.
Tuesday: I, didnt pon Chinese enrichment!! It was quite er, mundane to tell the truth. And the whatever whatever centre's at Crown Centre la, kns one. The teacher was quite funny (looking) hahaha. Had tuition till like what, 830? I swear I was shaggggged. So Dad came to pick! Yez.
Wednesday: OKAY I ADMIT I PONNED HISTORY REMEDIAL I'M SORRY.
Went to get Subway with Gracie and Lixinn and stupid Grace was rushing us. Went back to school and all of us started doing Amath which was rather fun! Heh. Choongyee was trying to make me go for History HAHAHA.
Took 970 down while deciding should I go straight for tuition but randomly decided to go KAP. Since it was along Bukit Timah, Chingto came down to pass me EightDays with RAIN (LOVEEEE). He is so scary he has BLOODSHOT EYES OMG. Sherilyn kept insisting that yahblahlahfah and kept taking photos (wth). Chingto, your bag is really damn empty you slacker. Full of rubbish one. Left the icecream there to melt, his reaction was so typical of a fatty. "EH YOU DONT WANT TELL ME LA I EAT FOR YOU WHAT. WAHLAU." Stupid ass.
Left after a bit and headed down to Mrs Soh's. Michelle's the best, she took a bus to Tiong from Great World, changed MRTs, THEN took a bus down to Mrs Soh's place when she could have taken 970 STRAIGHT. Sometimes I just wonder how in the world did she get into Crescent in the first place.
Thursday: Had Chem Remedial which was so boring. Dx was hungry, snuck out to get food. Stupid Dx keeps throwing stuff at me/hit my chest area/ pull my shirt and skirt. Went canteen to sit around watching SKII (HAHAHA OMG) Kalok and Is A Bell eating. Dx is GROSSSSSS. HUR.
Enterprise was rather slack, we had like, P6 major chat session reminiscing about everything in Grace 6, Peihwa, Tew Bee Lan (HAHA). PeiHwa sucks cos there's no class photos ): roarrrrrrrr >:( Now, Losi (heehee) and I miss Peihwa like, alot. Oh man!!! Especially the comics Claire drew hehe :D :D
Went Ikea wit Mandaaaa because she's quite free anyway. That idiot lives near EVERYWHERE LA. Wts. Had dinner with the rents, walked around abit and I saw a real nice sofabed and ideas for my room YEAH BABYYY. BUT, my stupid dad realises he has a meeting and was ALREADY late by then. Mom and I rannnn down and the cars nearly crashed with some other car. Dad dropped us home first before speeding to his meeting. Gawd.
Friday: Errrrrr, Mrs Lee came in for CME. Motivational talk. And got a peacock featherrr :D
Went home with Dal and we ended up talking about, stuff I can't tell you. Its really good talk though, very very mind-provoking. Life's just like that, you cant change it. Things just happen. You can't do much really. Think about it yourself.
Skipped tuition altogether cos Mrs Soh's ending at 9 and I only reach at 8. One hour's really not much. So I slept. And slept and slept. Gee.
Disclaimer: The content below is purely for the sole purpose of entertainment. It is not to be used as evidence or whatsoever against anyone. Not to be reproduced, redistributed, re-educate, re-examined reused, recycled you repulsive rat that makes me retch. (Yes I have the dictionary with me hahaha no that wasn't funny at all.)
Iraq: pronounced as eye-rack or eee-rek?
George W. Bush: Washington or Weakling?
Some conversations,
"Do you think a virgin orang would do such an action!?"
"What is coal used for?" "BARBEQUE!"
"Let's say, I suddenly say, 'I LOVE YOU!' not that I do but still."
"Physics is a stupid subject. I took 2 math, and I'm here teaching."
"Okay, who has the better vocab from the 3 components of an argumentative essay?" "Yours, Mr Ravi." "Yeah I'm not going to argue with that(: "
"You cannot trust boys from 16-21. I have observed that. Trust me, they may say things like 'oh! your father must be a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes. NONSENSE. I never said that(:"
"I've never read F.H.M or Maxim. Its filthy!! But I do read Her World sometimes(: That woman in my house leaves it on the dining table so...Yeah okay let's continue."
MR RAVI IS SO FUNNY. He started imitating - on - speech, pretending he was a political leader. He says he's going to run for presidency. HMM.
Food fights are fun. But gross. Dont ever throw carrots around. They are good for the eye.
Did you remember that? Please do. So that you wont end up standing up in the middle of nowhere eating in the full view of everyone especially the Sec 1s which makes it so hilarious, Dx.
&Goodbye you; 12:18 AM
